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How to Not with K Alexander & Rob Moden


Nov 20, 2017

Want to get out of school or work? K and Rob read WikiHow's instructions that'll at best force you to have a "fun" day refusing to do anything, and at worst ruin your life.

Learn all about: tum-tums, Mondays, Napoleon Dynamite, lazy flu, fancy bread telephones, Broadway side hustles, off-brand Jim Halpert, kids obstacle courses, Zachary Quinto, Ferris Goldberg's Rube Bueller, egg face man body, hotting pads, having a morning, sweet fleshy mouths, bum thermometers, Robbothy, Looney Tunes witches, eye pastes, vomit hoses, garlic bingeing, authenticity

Today's WikiHow article: 5 Ways to Fake Symptoms of Being Sick

How to Not is a comedy podcast where K Alexander and Rob Moden read very real how-to articles to learn how to lead normal, human lives.

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